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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to get a Punjab in India? Hire a cunning linguist."
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"Some people hate the thought of adult diapers.... But I say, ""It's just Depends."""
"What's the difference between a German and a Scot? The German knows when he's not speaking English."
"It was recently revealed that 25% of women are being treated for mental illness. Scary shit. It means 75% are running around untreated."
"I like my women like I like my golf game Around 80 and handicapped."
"When you drop the beet... ...everybody's going to turnip"
"I cleaned my fan today The difference it made just blew me away..."
"Who let the dogs out? Bitches."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..? Cancer."
"Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in."