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Joke of the Day
"Chemists Confirm the Existence of New Type of Bond Bond, James Bond."
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"Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit."
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile!"
"What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.*"
"For the first time ever I find Hillary relatable. I'm not president either."
"Horse walks up to a mirror and says ""Why the long face?"" Mirror says, ""I'm not sad, I'm just reflective today."""
"Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming."
"Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway."
"What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning? Grab a cup of joe."
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