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Joke of the Day

"Two guys walk into a bar.. The third guy ducked."

"As it is Alabama, It wouldn't be proper without the traditional speech... From the father of the bride and groom."

"My nephew is in the 'why' phase of his life as a 6 year old... and I told him 'Because it feels nice and you're an unreliable witness!'"

"Want to hear a joke about Potassium? K."

"I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them."

"What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle? A Moosical"

"Drummers of Reddit. What does coffee and Ginger Baker have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"I only date black girls... Because I hate meeting fathers."

"It only took me one drink to get drunk... I just can't remember if it was the seventh or the eighth (George Burns)"

"Going on Reddit is a lot like having sex You have fun for about 30 minutes then it all ends and you look back at the mess you just made."