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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what happened to Lithium? He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar."

"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."

"What do you call a basin full of denim? A gene pool!"

"When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe"

"Live today like it's your last day. But pay bills and dress appropriately just in case it isn't."

"Nuclear winter ""What are you going to do if a nuclear winter comes?"" ""Throw snowballs."" ""Nuclear!"" ""With my tentacles!"""

"Question: What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender? Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on"

"I like my pussy like I like my sandwiches With the meat inside"

"""Daddy, do butterflies have really small penises?"" Parenting books didn't prepare me for that. And I am *not* Googling ""butterfly dicks."""

"Tree: Bark Dog: {leaves}"