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Joke of the Day
"I like my pussy like I like my sandwiches With the meat inside"
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"Give me your best Chuck Norris joke. ^"
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"Teenager: Bae swag YOLO Me: In better times, people who spoke gibberish like that were burned as witches."
"What type of car explodes? A Talivan."
"I'm developing an app that makes a cricket sound effect at the end of my coworkers' stories."
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"What do 1% of racist people do? They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes"
"Doctor Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do Sir this is a fish and chip shop!"