117943
Joke of the Day
"I was at a party playing guitar once and somebody asked me if I could play Wonderwall I said maybe"
Next Joke
"I rustle jimmies look at my name lol"
"I don't understand how anyone can get married until they've met everyone else in the whole world, just to make sure."
"How to pick up a girl in a club: 1. Stare at her 2. Walk up to her 3. Shout stuff"
"People Sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by people who are full of hot air...I need to find a way to use it as renewable energy"
"Two muffins in an oven... ...One says to the other, ""Blimey it's hot in here"" The other screams, ""AARRRGGGHH, a talking muffin!!!"""
"""Oh, did I ever tell you about the time I bounced a check for my girlfriend's abortion? They had to put the baby back in. And that baby... ...was Shia LaBeouf."" -Klaus, American Dad"
"What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money? Make it Wayne."
"How do you circumcise a redneck? It's quite simple, really. You kick his sister in the jaw."
"Why did H blow itself up? Because G had."