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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman that has a penis. Pregnant. With a boy. (Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwuaahh)"
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"Lawyers' Ethical Dilemma When a client gives you two hundred dollar bills stuck together from the bank machine to pay a $100 bill, do you tell your law partner?"
"Wrong number calls are annoying but not nearly as much as right number calls."
"Friendly advice: Don't compare your girlfriend to an avocado. Even if she IS the good kind of fat."
"Am - hello - goodbye"
"Thank you for calling. To speak with a human being, please hang up and travel back to the early 1990's."
"my penis so big.... it goes from A to Z on the keyboard"
"What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage? I don't know, I just fly the drone"