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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a blind man at a nude beach. It's not hard"
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"Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day..."
"Free range chicken is better. The false illusion of freedom before slaughter makes them extra tender."
"The only chance of me reaching the third base ever... ...is while playing baseball"
"""Um, can we get like three baguettes popping out of the top of that sack of groceries?"" - Most all film directors"
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? If the sex stays the same but the dishes pile up."
"So the current Prime Minister of the UK just blocked compulsory sex education in schools.. I guess he doesn't want children to be able to identify a cunt."
"Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie? Because he was wayyy far out man."
"Who comes up with these names? A casino novice like me can get into real trouble at something called a craps table."
"Huffington Post says all that passive aggressive behavior can harm your marriage. In other obvious news, water is wet and the sun is hot."