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Joke of the Day
"What's the best name for a cigarette company? TOBA Co"
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"The people you lose sleep over don't lose sleep over you. So, help out and drunk dial them at 3AM...."
"Who said ""Shiver me timbers!"" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew."
"[wife gets home] did you feed the baby his spinach today? [me doing push ups] hell no I'm not letting that baby get stronger than me"
"I bought some rose-scented shampoo the other day.. ..it smells better than real poo."
"I killed my wife because I heard mourning sex was so great."
"2 interesting facts about me * 1) My dick is not as big as a footlong at Subway * 2) I'm no longer allowed in Subway"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse coffin and kicky little shroud"
"A man with a marine biology fetish comes back from vacation. His friends greet him with a warm whale cum."
"What is ET short for? He's got little legs."