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Joke of the Day

"I appreciate the transparency Domino's pizza tracker provides, but updates like ""Carl dropped your pizza"" & ""5 second rule"" are a bit much."

"[intercom] Please stop putting clown shoes on the sacrificial goat. The ritual is in 3 days & the other cults aren't taking us seriously."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **One.** They're very efficient and don't have a great sense of humour."

"FOR SALE: Faulty Guitar. No strings attached."

"They say laughter is the best form of medicine. Well unfortunately my insurance doesn't cover it."

"Joke 2 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork? Princess Arielephant"

"You know what they say about vasectomies... There's a vas deferens between the good ones and the bad ones. Thought of this yesterday, probobally done before but whatever"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a faulty battery and caused their house to burn down"

"Laundry is racist!! Must separate the whites from the colors!! No delicates allowed? Oh, whites get HOT water, everyone else gets cold!"

"What did Eric say to his classmates on the last day of school? ""Do you believe in God?"""