195768

Joke of the Day

"Dear Grocery store clerk, What part of me searching madly and paying in nickels & dimes suggests I can donate a dollar to the food bank?"

"Made this up at lunch So a man robs a bank with a condom on his head. He then yells: ""This is a Stick-Up!"""

"[meeting at round table] ""King Arthur, if I may?"" ""Go ahead."" ""Castles but bouncier."" ""Bouncy castles?"" ""But you gotta take your shoes off."""

"What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math? A Pi fighter"

"A man walks into a bar . . . He says ""Ow""."

"I do this fun trick at parties where no one there likes me so I don't go."

"Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt? Because they're different cultures."

"Here's a joke for all you psychics out there..."

"Handjobs and blowjobs Handjobs from girls that speak sign language count as blowjobs."

"My wife decided to adopt a dog from the shelter So now I have to come home to a raging bitch and a poodle."