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Joke of the Day
"A geologist hit a man with his car. What crime is he accused of? Vesicular Basalt"
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"What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted? Retorta"
"On The Topic Of Relationships Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."
"I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge."
"What song do isis members play during executions Burn baby burn"
"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit"
"2013 is nearly over so like this status if I've ever made you smile this year."
"It's actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions I can fit in a day."
"Where did the man go after the explosion? All over."
"Ya know...If heat rises.. Heaven just might be hotter than hell."