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Joke of the Day

"Before having sex with a girl, you should always (ALWAYS) ask..."

"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."

"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch."

"I have always hated shopping for clothes because my mom would always hit me alot with a coathanger as a child Then i was born"

"I got fired from my job because I smile too much! I said, ""If I can't smile while I work then get yourself another funeral director!"""

"Have a burning hatred for questions and people? YOU could be a medical receptionist!"

"How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None it is done by the automatic pilot."

"My girlfriend is a porn star I really hope she never finds out."

"Welcome to college! Here's a list of our majors. Here's a list of majors that lead to unemployment. As you can see, both lists are the same."

"What's the difference between a decrepit rickety bus and the Egyptian god of death? One is an old bus and the other is Anubis."