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"My Grandpa said to me the other day, ""Your generation relies too much on technology"" I replied, "" no your generation relies too much on technology"" then I unplugged his life support. Stupid asshole"
"What would romantic living dead movie be called? Zombaes"
"Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself."
"*At a clothing store* Worker: Do you need any help sir? Me: *Mixes ""No, I'm good"" & ""No, I'm just looking""* Me:""No, I'm just good looking"""
"The Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Was... Post them in here. Honestly, off the top of your head, post the funniest joke you've ever heard. Whether it's very long, or a simple one-liner, share it!"
"Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today... He just yelled at me."
"True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable."
"who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets?? not me i lost mine in a bet"
"A man from Alabama walked into a French hospital. He was in pain."