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Joke of the Day

"The 9:50 from Paris has been diverted. Nothing to do with the weather, we just don't like the French."

"Me and my girlfriend bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice up our love life... ... I just can't seem to fit it inside her. Shouldn't have gotten the hardcover version I guess."

"Have you heard about the jewish comedian? They say he Israeli funny."

"I saw Jimmy Carr at the train station the other day.. ..I guess it's because he doesn't like taxis"

"Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto? They play music, not hockey."

"I finally figured out the secret to click bait. It is to repost the title every week."

"Asked my friend from North Korea how has life been going? He said he couldn't complain.."

"Never pretend to be something you're not. Unless you're pretending to be sober, in which case that's probably a good idea. Keep doing that."

"Burglar gently waking me... ""you live like this?"""

"I have bad knees. It runs in my family. Now nobody in my family runs."