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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Come in."
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"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock up a girl's arse"
"If your father is a Priest, could you call him Father dad? Shit thought, shit joke."
"My family said if I don't get a Facebook, they'd all get a Twitter I sacrificed myself for all of twitter kind I'm the Jesus of social media"
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a cold one. The bartender replies, ""We don't serve food here""."
"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear, and she asks it.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds: ""No, I'm stuffed."""
"Alcohol makes people do things they know they shouldn't but kinda want to. E.g I started sleeping 20 hours a day."
"""Haha those 'said no one ever' jokes are pretty funny"" -said no one ever"
"What's do pot and pusssy have in common? You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room."
"I'm writing a virus that puts your top porn search as your facebook status It will forever change history."