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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a large hairy gay man with no teeth? A gummy bear."

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"What's the most cleanest animal on the planet? A Hygiena."
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"Why did the baker only date large breasted women? Because he kneaded them."
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"The last 60+ Miss Universe pageant winners have been from earth I don't know man, seems fixed."