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Joke of the Day

"Why did (do?) cavemen drag their women by the hair? if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud."

"I'm starting to regret my ""2015 FOREVER"" tattoo."

"Relationship Status: I ate 7 bananas trying to get the new guy at work to notice me."

"Why do stormtroopers make good drivers? They won't ever hit anything."

"Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach? They don't like getting sand in their crack."

"What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash? At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week."

"The 2016 US Presidential Election That's it. That's the entire fucking joke. Edit: Woke up to hundreds of messages and FP status. Damn. Thanks, folks! And thanks for the gold!"

"You have enough fat to make another human."

"It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven. Now over to Jim with sports."

"Why you never mess with imported ants? Because they are **important**."