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Joke of the Day

"Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant? Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says ""Idaho""."

"So a blind man walks into a bar. At least he thinks so."

"You know, once I entered a pun contest, I gave in 10 puns hoping one would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"

"I am not going to joke about muslims and islam because.. I don't want the last thing I am going to hear to be: ""ALLAHU AKBAR!!"" and the sound of an explosion."

"I was going to tell you a joke about an injured deer... ...but it would have been lame."

"What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies? I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!"

"I was trying to make my own joke on Mexicans... But everything I came up with was borderline childish."

"Why did the hipster complain about winter in July? He wanted to do it before it was cool."

"How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!"

"I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves."