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Joke of the Day
"So a blind man walks into a bar. At least he thinks so."
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"*somehow manages to beep at you sarcastically*"
"What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods"
"My mood ring was recently stolen. I'm not sure how I feel about it."
"I was raped by mimes They did unspeakable things to me"
"My grandmother reads obituary column in the newspaper everyday. It is pretty much like searching for your childhood friends on Facebook."
"Where do Grape Nuts come from? Boy grapes."
"Did you hear? They're making the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey into a romantic comedy. It's going to be called ""50 Hues of Gray""."
"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Incapable of following basic instructions and cool"""
"Only true feminists will get this Offended"