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Joke of the Day

"Women often claim that men are 'only after one thing'. Nonsense. They have mouths and arseholes too."

"I think we could significantly cut down the number of different pasta shapes and still be okay."

"The lord said to Abraham, ""Come forth and I'll give you eternal life."" Abraham came fifth. He won a toaster."

"Have you ever drank The Slager... It's when you you take eight shots of a Black Russian back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back."

"My mum asked me what i had planned for easter. I told her same as Jesus. Im going out on Friday and i will be back on Sunday"

"What did one guy say to the other at the gay bar? May I push in your stool?"

"When does a boy scout become a man? When he eats his first brownie!"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist."

"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Open the door! I'm the pilot."

"""hey jay"" ""sup world war"" ""how u doin' dragon ball"" - the z family reunion"