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Joke of the Day
"Two Jews walk into a bar... Midget Hitler laughs and walks under it."
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"Why did the French Hen give up her job? One day she'd just had un uf."
"""Creepy DM: I want to shave your legs. Me: Ew"" On reflection this would have been a real time saver. If you're reading this, call me?"
"Life without women... would be a pain in the ass."
"Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."
"What's being in love feel like? You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway? Almost as good as that."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You nail a piece of toast to the ceiling."
"I just realized the reason old people seem so angry is because we've ruined everything."
"How can Russia love pickles and vodka but hate gay people? They have such similar interests"
"My girlfriend told me that she has bronchitis. I wish I had a dinosaur."