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Joke of the Day
"Girlfriend walks into the room - Smells like someone farted in here. What an asshole"
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"On a recent business trip... I was checking-in to my hotel and I said to the receptionist, ""I hope the porn channel is disabled."" ""No,"" she said, ""it's regular porn, you sick bastard."""
"I ordered the Club Salad for lunch.. I asked waitress ""What all comes in the club salad?"" She said ""Lettuce, turnip, the beat"""
"A Chinese Man Does Stand-Up Comedy What is beautiful and delicious at the same time? Pussy"
"My girlfriend asked, ""Why do we always stay home for dinner and never eat out?"" Obviously if I was any good at eating out, then you wouldn't be complaining about staying home."
"I beat my wife at dominoes last night... She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings."
"I try not to spend too much time online... ...but Wi-Fight it?"
"the average american eats 8 spidres in their sleep evrey year, but the exceptional american strives to eat at least 20"
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? a Roman Catholic."
"What did the the black boy get for Christmas? Your Bike..."