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Joke of the Day

"I beat my wife at dominoes last night... She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings."

"Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest? He was barking up the wrong tree."

"I fall more in love with you each day, well, except yesterday. Yesterday you were really freakin' annoying."

"What kind of jokes do bad comedians tell their audience? Bad jokes."

"What did the statue say to the chair? Chair? Statue?! :D"

"How awesome would it be to come home & find Bruce Springsteen sitting on your toilet?"

"A wife was dying. She called her husband and said, ""Gary, I've been unfaithful."" Gary answered, ""I know. That's why I poisoned you."""

"I turned my phone onto ""Airplane mode"" and threw it up into the air... Worst transformer ever"

"I just learned that you can get drunk from Kangaroo meat! I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all the hops."

"My father is Hungarian and my mother is Welsh That makes me well hung...."