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Joke of the Day

"I beat my wife at dominoes last night... She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings."

"What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Both their last greatest hits was the wall."

"Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn't that hungry."

"Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box."

"Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? Because two Eds are better than one."

"If you think your wife has a great sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes."

"Two men. Two homosexual men are having sex and die instantaneously. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because his shits already packed."

"I've heard that Americans don't find paedo jokes funny Guess they're just a bit touchy"

"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club. I see a lot of new faces today."

"new way to pay A company in India is coming out with a competitive PayPal alternative called PayMyFriend."