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Joke of the Day
"`That cut looks bad. You should go to the hospital for stitches. ""Nah."" ""Fine, suture self."""
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"Baby Shirt Idea: Did 9 months in solitary confinement"
"What do you call ham that feels better? Cured ham."
"Wife just texted me that she is craving Thai... I need a reply"
"What do you call a broken can-opener? A can't opener."
"A man is throwing out a vacuum cleaner... Another man, walking by, asks, ""Is that thing no good?"" ""Well,"" says the first man, ""it doesn't suck."""
"Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind."
"First rule of I'd Hit That Club is: don't say ""I'd hit that."" in front of your wife."
"I'm honestly convinced some women do not fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama."