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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton made a joke about her own hair Clinton jokes: The hair is real, the color isn't - CNN"

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles."

"Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. Perverted is when you bring the whole chicken."

"Me: I'm too full to eat anymore. Food: Are you sure. Me: No."

"The first gay couple has married in Ireland. Please send best regards to Gerald Fitzpatrick who wedded Patrick Fitzgerald."

"Obama: Hello Amer- *feels a tug on his suit coat* What Joe?? Biden: What color should the lion be? Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*"

"My Korean friend died yesterday... So Yung..."

"A mother walked in to find her son playing with his privates. ""Oh dear..."" ""...those toy soldiers were supposed to be a surprise!"""

"Why did the black man have a heart attack? afrosclerosis"

"A hand grenade to a daycare? RT @McDonalds: #ShamrockShake is to spring as _____ is to _______."