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"Whiteboards are remarkable"
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"My girlfriend says I'm an idiot with money. But I'm tellin' ya, she's wrong! I'm an idiot with no money!"
"Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok? Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. ""If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo"":p"
"hi (sorry for bad english)"
"A woman is like a parachute can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one."
"They say the music you listen too is tied to your personality;I listen to Chris Brown. Two counts of assault and one hit and run."
"A man's wife asks him: ""Have you ever considered having a threesome with me for a change?"" ""To be honest, having twosomes with you would be already be a change"""
"Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had an albino child? It was a case of two Wongs making a white."
"A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today... The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack."
"My jokes are like space trash... They never land."