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Joke of the Day
"Drinking ink won't kill you, you'll just dye a little inside."
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"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming."
"How does trump like his eggs? Whites only"
"MEN: Developed Theory of Relatively. Walked on the Moon. Painted the Mona Lisa. Baffled by bra hooks."
"Two fish are in a tank... One turns to the other and asks: ""do *you* know how to drive this thing?"""
"Speaking of jokes that aren't funny cut it out with the abortion ones"
"How did Donald Trump won with his poor vocabulary? He's the only candidate that America finally understands.."
"Girls: just remember each morning when you put on makeup, somewhere in the world a clown is starting his day doing exactly the same thing."
"Bouncy balls are super fun if you love to play with something very briefly, then spend 45 minutes looking for it in a shrub."
"What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album? The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me"