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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part of burning a church? My dick."

"adopted son son: mom i am 100% sure i am adopted, you do not Love me. mom: if we have had adopted a child, we would have adopted the one with better face."

"The Exorcist (1973): a child is possessed by a demon. Hilarity ensues."

"It's as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before."

"If we are talking and I reach up and slowly turn my bear suit head around backward, our conversation is over."

"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little nazis"

"What did the mother say to the son after he peed on the toilet seat? urine trouble."

"Jesus only had 12 followers, also one sold him out to die and another unfollowed Him right before He died. So I guess I'm not doing too bad."

"GATHER ROUND! Lets tell a story one word at a time. Lets tell a story one word at a time beginning with: THE Hopefully this turns into a joke post or the most captivating story ever."

"Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks."