21204

Joke of the Day

"Its good to die like my grandfather, painlessly in his sleep. Its bad to die in a terrible accident, like the passengers on his bus."

"Some of my Satan worshiping friends invited me to an open discussion on Satanism... I'm not a Satanist myself, but I do like to play Devil's advocate...it was very confusing."

"I told my GF that I'm jealous of her V-J. She shows me NO pity, though. She just rubs it in my face"

"Did you hear about the clown who refined iron? He smelt funny"

"My mate said the drink I bought him tasted funny. It was a cheap shot."

"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"

"""Can I axe you something?"" is actually grammatically correct, if you're a polite lumberjack"

"A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles. A woman walks into a shop and says,"" Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "" The shopkeeper replies,"" You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store."

"My work fired me for only losing a kilo! It sure is tough working for the International Bureau Of Weights And Measures..."

"Not to nitpick, Kay Jewelers, but ""every kiss"" TECHNICALLY begins with an African diamond miner having his hand cut-off"