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Joke of the Day

"Why do the proms stop after high school? Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs."

"The Little Mermaid (1989) The story of a girl who realizes that she should change EVERYTHING about herself to land a good man..."

"Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men."

"*Guy is rushed in on a stretcher* DR: what happened EMT: we found him passed out & seizing during a shrek marathon DR: WE'VE GOT AN OGREDOSE"

"How did the Jew get a free cab ride? He blew the shofar."

"Life is a lot like chess You've always got to be thinking two steps ahead. And most people want to be white."

"How do you impregnate a nun? You fuck her."

"A Gnome Joke What do you call a gnome who's highly fashionable and likes to produce regular, metrical beats? A Metrognome"

"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."

"Why can't Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship? Bad dates."