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Joke of the Day

"Is the Paleo diet the one where you only eat dinosaurs?"

"My girlfriend just walked in and called me gay... If my nails weren't drying I swear to god..."

"Wanna hear a good pizza joke? Never mind, its too cheesy."

"At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen."

"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors it's just something I could really see myself doing."

"Why are farmers so wealthy? Because their stalks are always growing."

"Knock Knock... Horizontally Knock Knock. Who's there? Horizontally Horizontally who? Quick, The *whore is onto me* hide me from my wife."

"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt. (I'm sorry)"

"What is Al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"

"Riddle, you see a guy You see a guy on the street talking to himself. What's his nationality? He's a Babylonian."