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Joke of the Day
"Dog: Me: Dog: Me: Dog: *spits out pill* Me: DAMMIT!"
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"Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits."
"A man walks into a grocery store. Asks for a pound of tomatoes. The grocer says, ""we call them kilos over here."" The man replies ""fine, a pound of kilos then."""
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? The pilot you racist assholes."
"I hear that the Feds raided Pfizer this morning For harboring a ""weapon of mass erection"""
"At my age getting lucky means having the house to myself"
"Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !"
"In 1993, I saw a toddler slip on ice and land on a cat, but I didn't have any social media outlet to tell people about it. So, here it is."
"How do you show a Muslim Girl you're into her? You pull your Dick Out for Haram Bae"
"Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet? It's pasteurised before you can see it!"