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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the birthday party thief? I've seen some pretty crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake"

"So a pope, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar... He asks for a drink. ^^^^Take ^^^^as ^^^^much ^^^^time ^^^^as ^^^^you ^^^^need ^^^^to ^^^^think ^^^^about ^^^^it..."

"If humans were chickens, the French Revolution would've been a lot funnier... because after cutting someone's head off, their headless body would run around a few times."

"What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!"

"Have you heard the joke about the three rats? It was cheesy"

"Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!"

"What's black and does not work? Decaf Coffee"

"How do you get a hippy chick pregnant? Cum on her birkenstocks and let the flies do the rest"

"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Who's the most racist super hero? White Power Ranger!"