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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the birthday party thief? I've seen some pretty crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake"

"What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters? It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC."

"My friends were making fun of Starlord I told them that Pratt Shaming isn't welcome in my house"

"When I got my license they asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I said ""I don't own an organ""."

"Friends are like penguins If you stab it, it dies."

"What Will Come After Fuller House? Fullest House. Then, Get Out of My House"

"What do you call someone who is not nice? Denice. (De-nice)"

"I hope Death is my father... because he'll never get me."

"Where did the engine go after he retired? To live in a motor home"

"Doc Brown and Marty are watching the news The newscaster announces ""Due to a large string of worker protests in the United States the price of cheese has gone up 200%"" Doc Brown: ""Grate, Scott!"""