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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"funny Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"I'm blonde. What's your excuse?"

"How do you measure a milf? themommeter"

"I'm making a horror film where a sadistic snowman sets death traps for other snowmen and they have to melt bits of themselves to escape.It's called Thaw."

"There are lots of reasons to hate the Nazis. Mine? They didn't finish the job."

"twitter: the only place where you get excited when a stranger follows you"

"What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!"

"what do I get Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger."

"bay: come over me: no you're a broad inlet of the sea where the land curves inward bay: my parents aren't home me: how are you talking"