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Joke of the Day
"Your mom doesn't have a nice bone in her body, except for mine."
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"Okay, calm down. It's a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!"
"A Freudian slip is... when you say one thing, and mean amother."
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"Where do ghosts live? At the dead end."
"If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die"
"I think I just made the best dad joke ever. My son Robbie asked how he should get Poe into his X-wing toy. I said Wedge him. I had no one else to tell."