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Joke of the Day

"I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes."

"A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using his foreskin It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed"

"How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there"

"After an altercation with my boss, I decided to leave my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice."

"[special ops briefing] Leader: We're going in deep & hard in the middle of the night Me: I bet you say that to all the boys L: Get out"

"What's the difference between hardware and software? A floppy dick"

"what do you call a comedian who also happens to be a skeleton funny bones"

"Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes."

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady."

"I don't think I will ever find a stable job... Because quite honestly I'm very uncomfortable around horses"