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Joke of the Day

"[sitting on park bench] homeless guy: I'm so alone me: okay wow I'm right here"

"How does Jesus make coffee. Hebrews"

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was ,""Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"Been chatting and flirting with this 14 year old chick Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How freakin' cool is that for someone her age."

"I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed."

"How many south americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."

"In my son's class they were talking about allergies, my son said ""My mom says she's allergic to most other moms"" Super"

"May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning"

"So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a ""trouser snake"""

"Our grandchildren in 2060 ""Grandma, why did you look like a dog when you were a teen?"" I really hate that filter."