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Joke of the Day
"What do reindeer have that other animals don't have? Baby reindeer"
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"What are the rough parts of Italy called? The spaghetto."
"What do porn stars have and comedians are? Professional Assholes."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter?"
"How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"
"Did you hear about the movie based on an Australian dystopian future society? Apparently it's a cross between Idiocracy and Mad Max....it's called Bogan's Run..."
"This guy.. igg.me/at/bustofabney Why is this a thing??"
"A magician was walking down the street .... and he turned into a grocery store"
"What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."
"MOM: Story time ME: Yay! MOM: it's called ""The Little Engine that Could, but doesn't cuz he's a little shit that won't move out"" ME: mom?"