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Joke of the Day

"What do reindeer have that other animals don't have? Baby reindeer"

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! I only took a day off!"

"*brings a gun to a knife fight* *brings a gun to a pillow fight* *brings a gun to a food fight* who keeps inviting this guy"

"Teacher : What's your favourite letter ? Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus ?"

"I didnt know how to tell this guy at Home Depot his fly was down... and he didnt know how to say thanks when I tried to help him zip it up."

"what do you call a sad ditch? a depression."

"A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everybody"

"What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose? Nobody knows!"

"What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school? THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU."

"What's the different between England and a tea bag? A tea bag last longer in the cup"