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Joke of the Day

"I'm my biggest critic. I'm my strongest critic. I'm my tallest critic. I'm my prettiest critic. who's a good critic. yes you. whose a good c"

"That sinking feeling when you realize you forgot to lock your clubhouse when you were 8, and it's probably all infested now with girls"

"What do you call an old man's hard on? Petrified wood."

"What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow? A moo-slim."

"""I'll sleep when I'm dead."" - People who don't understand sleep. Or death. Or expressing themselves without the use of cliches."

"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you."

"A group of protesters gather outside a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant"""

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man."

"Why did the crab hate to share? He was a little shellfish."

"So the Disney alligator killed the 2 year old recently. I hope the alligator has a good time with the gorilla."