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Joke of the Day
"What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !"
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"Did you hear about the guy who's making ""Colostomy Bag Pipes"" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit."
"Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?"
"To much precaution... Two security guards obtained me at the airport after they opened my luggage and found some IcyHot patches, they said: I was packing heat."
"3 women at a bar Talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage. One fits a cucumber. The other falls down the bar stool"
"How do the Kardashians tell a joke? They get Kim to talk slowly to him."
"You guys hear that Bono fell off the stage at the big U2 concert last night? He got a little too close to the edge."
"Shakespear's hip hop stage name Will.i.ambicpentameter"
"If ignorance is bliss there should be a lot more people with smiles on their faces."
"Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash."