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Joke of the Day

"Mother's Day is once a year... But Sunday is once a week!"

"I took my dog to the vet The vet picked up the dog and examined him and said ""I'm sorry, I've got to put him down"". ""Why, what's wrong with him?"" ""He's too heavy"""

"Why cant a nose be 12 inches long? Cause then it would be a foot."

"Did you hear about the convict who refused to take a nap? He was resisting a rest."

"My girlfriend is a porn star. She'll be mad when she finds out."

"Why did the mean and mode laugh together? Because they had a co-median between them."

"Once I was Walking And I kept Walking :p That's all how are doing today ? What' time is it at your house ? Are you married ?"

"What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed? The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray."

"I've always been really bad at telling jokes. I always manage to fuck up the punchline."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame unique rabbit? Tame thing.... You unique up on him too."