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Joke of the Day

"Went to the Doctor Yesterday... Went to the Doctor yesterday, he thinks I suffer from Paranoia... Well, he didn't say that, but I know he is thinking it!"

"I have a pizza joke but it's a little cheesy"

"Jesus wasn't angry at the soldiers who crucifixed him He was just crossed."

"Still looking both ways on one-way streets."

"What is it called when men have sex with each other in the military? Tactical Insertion."

"What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner? Just be *honest* with it man..."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaayaaaaay!"

"HR: Me: HR: Me: HR:..87. Karen has lost 87 PERCENT VISION.. Me: HR: Me:..she looked at my cheese stick.. HR: Me: HR: Me: *eats cheese stick*"

"I MUSTACHE U A QUESTION BUT I WILL SHAVE IT FOR LATER"

"Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night"