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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday a bird crashed into my window... ..of course that's what I was willing it to do, so everything worked out great."

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"Pregnancy test that says, ""Your cart has 1 item in it"""
"What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast? Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)"
"Britain's fattest man has died aged 33. ""This tragic news will affect us all deeply,"" said Roger Whiteside, CEO of Greggs."
"There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says You man the guns, I'll drive'"
"My favorite romantic comedy sub-genre is ""Hugh Grant falls in love with someone for no reason."""
"An unofficial source at the USDOT just informed me that Yesterday was he most car-accident free day in US recorded history"
"How do you make holy water? Fill a pot with water and boil the hell out of it."
"My Grandma said I have the voice for the radio... And the face for it too."
"I wonder if mirrors every get tired of having their picture taken."