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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black person who smokes? An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this."
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"Girl are you a mathematician? 'Cause you turn my quadratic parabola into a linear straight line."
"Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions? They're not hole-y."
"A limerick for Guildford in Surrey At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry I had to act quick To cool down my dick So I stuck it into my McFlurry"
"My credit card company sent me a final notice bill. Good, I was tired of hearing from them"
"Your mom's like a shipping warehouse. ""Deliveries in the rear. """
"What do black men do after sex.... 15 years to life!"
"Jokers of Reddit, any good blonde jokes or punch lines out there?"
"Me: I set a record for the rope climb in high school. 4-year-old: You climbed it the fastest? My wife: He cried the most."
"Me: Why is gay marriage such an issue now-a-days? Friend: Because people are FUCKING ASSHOLES! This can be taken in two ways and both are correct."