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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus? They did not have 50 Cent."

"Did you hear about the outbreak of Urinary Tract Infections at the University of Texas? It's odd they couldn't see the issue with all those UTI's"

"Did you hear they finally published that book about clocks? It's about time."

"You know what really brings out the child in me? Abortion."

"Want to hear a joke? Ok How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints"

"My husband doesn't like it when I say we are ""married"" with quotation marks."

"What do fish talk about at work? Current events"

"Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said you were leaving at 4:00. Sincerely, The Unicorns"

"What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera? A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots."

"Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better."