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Joke of the Day

"Every single person on a reality TV series is the kind of person you don't want to sit next to in a restaurant."

"Growing up is when you go from using drugs for fun to using drugs for survival."

"How does a detective stay cool in hot summer? He works on a cold case."

"Wrong number Some guy keeps texting ""stand and deliver"" to me. I keep telling him he's got the wrong number, but he's adamant"

"I'm writing a song about milking a cow. It's all quarter notes."

"What's the big deal? Gay people could always get married. Just not to each other."

"I guess Jesus turned water into wine... But I'm not too far behind because if I drink enough wine it tastes like water... so I got that going for me"

"I just thought of a really funny joke... but I forgot it."

"Everyone else could have their eyes shut, runny noses and food in their teeth but if I look thin, it's a GREAT group photo."

"Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk? He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure."