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Joke of the Day
"This morning, my son farted in church I made him sit in his own pew."
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"Did you hear about the two ducks who got in a fight? Fowl play was suspected."
"The Nazi's weren't bad guys. And I know I'm 100% reich about this."
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key."
"I miss lost brain cells the most when I can't find my car keys. Also, my car."
"Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator)."
"Whats a similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both smell it, but they can't eat it."
"Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It's so fun to watch them freak out!"
"How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl? Feel around for the dough nuts"
"How to capitalize on a bad situation. ON A BAD SITUATION"