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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? Because he was eating it before it was cool."
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"I'm not a looser just because my pants are not loser. Your a looser because you're pants are loser. Don't think your better then me."
"Why did Hillary Clinton had her campaign chairman John Podesta send the crowd home from the Clinton HQ? She 'accidently' deleted the email with her consession speech."
"Definition of laziness:"
"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"Why was the sacajawea coin made? because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth."
"I signed up for an online culinary school. I still can't cook, but I made cookies!"
"deer diary: day 67 at hugwerts skool uv wezirdry nd none uv teh studints hav noticd dat my wahnd is an slim jim."
"Do you know anything about tapes and cd's? Do you think if i taped my dick to my forehead you could cd's nuts?"
"Why does the KKK wear all white? Because they hate black, people!!!"