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Joke of the Day

"Fact that will blow your mind away. Did you know that Oprah Winfrey contains enough air that it can be used to inhabit life on Mars by creating an atmosphere."

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"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist"
"Sex toy or Dog toy? What do you think?! http://www.cinderellastyle.com/can-you-tell-if-its-a-sex-toy-or-a-dog-toy-game-show/"
"Little on the nose that the Pope's riding around in a Fiat, isn't it? But then, I guess we know he's into that Fiat luxe."
"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird."
"A bride just said ""today I'm marrying my best friend"" it's like hey great choice, because marrying your mortal enemy seems risky & dangerous"
"Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?"
"I thought it was good to get a bonus. It sucks getting a bonus chromosome."